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What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like
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The most evil song Worm Quartet has ever created. Recorded live with Shoebox in his full mullet-swinging glory at Monty's Krown in Rochester, NY.
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Comedy synth-punk
Worm Quartet is a Rochester, NY-based band that forcibly staples punk and electronica together and throws them into a blender with hysterically twisted lyrics. They have been featured repeatedly on the Dr. Demento show, and had the most requested song of 2004 with the ex-girlfriend rant "Great Idea For A Song," collaborated with Sudden Death on the most requested song of 2005 "Inner Voice," and had the 2nd most requested song of 2002 with the anti-drummer anthem "Frank’s Not In The Band Anymore." Yowza. The sole member of Worm Quartet is a 6’4” 280-lb. bemulleted manic who insists on being called “Shoebox" and who poses by day as a mild-mannered software engineer. Worm Quartet is currently playing all over the damned place whenever possible to support the new CD "Mental Notes." More information can be found at www.wormquartet.com.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #6
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Tim Crist / Tim Crist
Rights
2007 Timothy F. Crist
Uploaded
June 13, 2007
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:06
Story behind the song
If you've ever wondered why your parents don't appreciate the music you're listening to, this should put it in perspective.
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Kill your neighbor, kill your brother, kill your sister Kill your parents, kill your teachers, kill yourself Sculpt a statue of the devil with your feces Shit fuck death beer! Shit fuck death beer! Carve a pentagram into your neighbor’s poodle Staple gerbils to the face of every nun you see Murder everyone and send me all your money Shit fuck death beer! Shit fuck death beer! Rape your mother, get her pregnant, kill the baby Set the church on fire and use the flames to light your crack pipe All the cool kids sacrifice their cats to Satan Shit fuck death beer! Shit fuck death beer! Turn your hat and show your undies like a gangsta Put your homework off until the very day it’s due Girls will fuck you if you drink right from the milk jug Shit fuck death beer! Shit fuck death beer!
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