Johny Bottom worked at the porno shop off I-75. He got tired of watching ugly women purchasing sex toys all day, so he decided to start up a band. He rounded up some fellow perverts to perform some of the stupidest rock n roll ever heard. Johny plays rhythm guitar and lead vocals. Bum Thumb is on the drums when he's not serving time, Colon Banger is a heroin addict and lead guitarist, and Probe was a high school dropout at 24, but he's a great bass player.